Teddy hurt his hand playing with a knife
He was doing something risky
And he knew that it would hurt real bad
When they cleaned it out with whisky
Well, he figured no one would notice
If he just kept it wrapped up tight
Then it started to stink and it started to turn
And that's when Teddy died

'Cause there's one thing we can't fight anymore
Infection
Keep your owies clean if you want to avoid
Infection
'Cause you can't keep the germs out with a bandage or a door
And we can't fight infection anymore

Cathy was hunting in the woods
She was desperate to eat
So she killed a deer and took a bite
Without cooking the meat
Well, her stomach didn't feel so good
When she got back home that night
And then she puked on everyone one
And that's when Cathy died--Ow!

'Cause there's one thing we can't fight anymore
Infection
Always cook your meat and don't eat off the floor
Infection
Cooking food will kill the germs that make your tummy sore
And we can't fight infection anymore

(spoken)
Guitar!
Ooo!
Oh, you make it sound so sweet

Well, Bobby had to poop real bad
While he was guarding the drinking water
So he buried it next to the well
Even though he knew he shouldn't oughtta
It only took a week for those germs
To leech their way inside
And then the diarrhea set in
And that's when the village died--Alright!

'Cause there's one thing we can't fight anymore
Infection
Always bury your scat away from your food stores
Infection
'Cause germs will absolutely kill that family of yours
And we can't fight infection anymore

'Cause there's one thing we can't fight anymore
Infection
Keep your owies clean and don't eat off the floor
Infection
'Cause germs will absolutely kill that family of yours
Can we fight infection?
(No!)
Can we fight infection?
(No!)
We can't fight infection anymore