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So your mouth hurts, well sometimes mine hurts too
And you dread the moments when you're gonna have to chew
You ignored it, you thought it'd get better on its own
And now you're lying awake at night, crying all alone

Because they pain won't go away, it's here to stay
No way you can go and play
It's time to finally say

Let me tell you truth, somebody's gonna have to pull that tooth
It'll hurt in the moment, but in long run, it'll be better for you
Let me tell you truth, somebody's gonna have to pull that tooth
Everybody's done it, even your Uncle Bob and your Aunt Ruth
That's the tooth truth

Grown-ups used to hate going to the dentist
But I bet they'd love to see a dentist now
Because of how much it hurts when you breathe wrong
To say nothing of how it feels when you bite down

And then crack you feel attack, I'm sorry Jack
On your back like you've been smacked
It's time to face the facts

Let me tell you truth, somebody's gonna have to pull that tooth
It'll hurt in the moment, but in long run, it'll be better for you
Let me tell you truth, somebody's gonna have to pull that tooth
Everybody's done it, in their old age and in their youth
That's the tooth truth
That's the tooth truth
That's the tooth truth

We used to have all these specialists
Dentists and dental hygienists
Optometrists, podiatrists, psychiatrists, physical therapists
Urologists, dermatologists, and even gastroenterologists
All these people who can help you when you're stuck
But now if your body isn't perfect you're...
Fairly out of luck

Let me tell you truth, somebody's gonna have to pull that tooth
It'll hurt in the moment, but in long run, it'll be better for you
Let me tell you truth, somebody's gonna have to pull that tooth
Everybody's done it, so go on, have a shot of 80 proof
That's the tooth truth

Let me tell you truth, somebody's gonna have to pull that tooth
It'll hurt in the moment, but in long run, it'll be better for you
Let me tell you truth, somebody's gonna have to pull that tooth
You can't just wave a magic wand, make it go "poof"
That's the tooth truth

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Uncle Fluffy St. Louis, Missouri

Uncle Fluffy crosses the wasteland playing children's music in exchange for a little bit of food

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